NEVER - The PC version
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC (nothing to see here... do dodo...)
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (*cuffs? Um, no. Don't have those. Nope.*)
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED (*wince*)
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
( ) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE (define sex please)
( ) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
( ) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
( ) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN
Hmm.... not alot check there. I think I might be getting to experienced for these little things :)